My Mayor Sucks

Mambasa, the angry troll poster at the Commercial Appeal, was found wandering the streets of Memphis in a drunken, racist, rage. Upon encountering each and every white person, she would vehemently shout racial slurs of honky, cracker, hater, do-gooder, and one passerby even heard her call a elderly woman a slave trader.

As the police were summoned, 2 obese, obviously racist, white police officers proceeded to spray her with a steady stream of mace. Surprisingly, Mambasa, as she is known in the blogs at the Commercial Appeal, opened her mouth like a clown at a carnival game that rises the sailboat to the top to win the Led Zeppelin mirror. It seemed as though the mace enriched her and gave her strength. She made claims to having Willie Herenton’s cell phone number, and threatened to call if the police did not keep spraying mace in her mouth.

Probably the most despicable, as well as horrific site was when she would pull her shirt up at all the white children as they passed by. When doing so, she would yell, “look at it, you little white devils.”The police finally subdued Mambasa, but only after she had disrobed, which caused a chain reaction of vomiting by all that witnessed her antics. Oddly enough, she was not taken away by way of police vehicle, but a Commercial Appeal van.

In closing, we can only assume that Mambasa is an employee of the CA, and is hired to run interference with honest and thoughtful posters that really care about Memphis’ future, and not the past.

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